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I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow.

Funny brief quotes. A selection of funny quotes which use sarcastic humor that will make your friends and family burst out with laughter. I was christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. Our phones fall we panic.

I have alzheimer s bulimia first i eat everything in sight and then i forget to puke. This is why some people appear bright until they speak. Age is of no importance unless you re a cheese.

Gary delaney 248. Funny quotes and sayings. I don t go crazy.

Funny quotes that are self deprecating. My bed is a magical place where i suddenly remember everything i forgot to do. Our friends fall we laugh.

I used to think i was indecisive but now i m not too sure. He said so does the guy i stole it from. When tempted to fight fire with fire remember that the fire department usually uses water.

40 hilarious quotes to make you laugh. Here we share 60 short funny quotes and funny wise sayings with beautiful images and funny pictures. Our collection of funny quotes which are short easy to remember but still hilarious all my life i tho air was free until i bough bag of chips.

Lazy quotes people quotes top 100. If you don t like me remember its mind over matter. People quotes questions stupid quotes.

If i won the award for laziness i would send somebody to pick it up for me. I just go normal from time to time. Cindy from marzahn 249.

My life feels like a test i didn t study for. Light travels faster than sound. He said onions are the only food that makes you cry.

I m not rude i just have the balls to say what everyone else is thinking. I tell you what always catches my eye. I wasn t even listening.

100 funny christmas quotes. Best quotes about funny and sayings your secrets are safe with me. The mind replays what the heart can t delete.

No matter how bad it gets i m always rich when i go to the dollar store. There are no stupid questions just stupid people. I don t mind and you don t matter.

Doing nothing is hard you never know when you re done. 60 short funny motivational quotes. If two wrongs don t make a right try three.

My friend thinks he s smart. Some people are like slinky s. I m actually not funny.

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